Hallo People. Another Friday…thank goodness. I can finally do my laundry. It is the size of Mount Everest. I would have shown you, but I decided against that. I wouldn’t want to discourage any good prospects.
Yeah, you all must have noticed my inconsistency in the write ups. It’s because I have got quite a lot on my plate and it keeps disguis [...]
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Why the chicken didn’t cross th...
Hallo People. Another Friday…thank goodness. I can finally do my laundry. It is the size of Mount Everest. I would have shown you, but I decided against that. I wouldn’t want to discourage any good prospects.
Yeah, you all must have noticed my inconsistency in the write ups. It’s because I have got quite a lot on my plate and it keeps disguis [...]
Presidential Blunder or Nigerian Engl...
Once upon a time, I was very popular and had a lot of things to say, the fame was so intoxicating. I allowed it to get to my head and just couldn’t shut up. I guess I had reached my climax. Some thought it was time to give my mouth a rest. One day I let my guard down for five seconds, and then the unwanted visitors jumped in on me. They injec [...]
Caught red handed…TWERKING on the job...
Hi…scratch that, I am not American. Good morning…scratch that as well. What if the person did not have a good morning? I prefer to stick with “Werrin dey?” At least that gives room for a positive, negative or an indifferent response, either way it is your choice. I am done with apologies, so I don’t have any excuse. I didn’t write yesterday b [...]
Danfo Elephants
I did not look for anybody’s trouble today oh. Okay I shall rephrase, because I have my editor sitting here and she says that is a crude way to talk. So let’s start over. I started my day not bugging anyone. I think I started out pretty early, so I wasn’t expecting the traffic of human bodies to be that much.
I did the usual debate in my mind [...]
My titles are pushing me
Wednesday…yes that is today. I guess I am still sane. How are you all? Don’t answer that. If you aren’t well, you won’t be reading this post, or it could be that you are using this to pass time. Whichever it is, you are here, so I better get my RANTING groove on.
All my writing buddies were taking a nap, so I thought it best to join them. I r [...]
I just got a NEW Car!!!!!
I had a dream on Sunday morning that I was going to own a convertible car. So i decided to employ the principles that govern the law of attraction, by focusing all my energy on the particular type of convertible I wanted. I wanted a convertible made by Volvo. You can imagine my SHOCK when I stepped out of my house and found what was waiting f [...]
