I have no true friend

I am so aware that fruits are very good for the body, everyone preaches it. “You need to eat fruits if you want to stay health”. Or the most common one “A banana a day keeps the doctor away”, abi is it an apple. Anyways you catch my drift. Now even though I am aware that fruits keep this body healthy, no one ever tells you of the numerous trips and countless hours you’ll spend the restroom letting out all that you let in.
Oh yes, no one ever tells you of the stench that can be created after such trips. I was only told of the good side, but it was fun finding out that there is a down side to all this.

Ah yes, that’s exactly what you did to me. You drew me close with your good side and then then left an horrendous scar with your ill side. I thought I knew you, I let you in, showed you both my strengths and weaknesses. I practically left my front door opened. And just like burglars do, you made sure you swiped everything I owned or held on to. Okay maybe I am exaggerating, but the point is, that is how I felt after I discovered what you were really up to.

I didn’t take it so well, that is true, but being my friend, you should have helped me save face; instead you kept doing the sneaking around. It is a known fact that I could be extremely passionate, and that will definitely work for both good and bad. I am constantly analyzing all the time, weighing my options and after one of such sessions, I take the bold step and confront. BEEP! You lied the first time. BEEP BEEP! You lied the second time. For how long will you continue this? And you have the nerve to call me a friend?

I shall continue to play the fool, but know this; your game will be up soon and then how are you going to face me? You can be sure I’ll do anything but help you save face, because you didn’t do that for me.

You will come knocking on this door and my answer will be “try the next one”.