What do I write about?

For the first time, I really have nothing to rant about. So I am just typing away hoping some inspiration will strike. I know my twitter buddy @akohindey said I should blog about the ONE. Brilliant idea, but you don’t want to get me started on that topic, I doubt I’ll have any positive thing to say, coupled with the fact that I hate all the mushy, lovey dovey stuff. Please don’t blame me; I am the child of a broken home, so I only deal with reality. It is easier to control.

Another suggestion I just got was from @y_diddy. He says to blog about the untold stories on the Dos and DONTs of instagram. Again, I am too thorough for my own good, by the time I am done wrapping a story round that, I am certain President Jonathan’s tenure will be over. Then again, I lack @y_diddy’s wit, so let’s wait till Monday and see what this saw dust brain can come up with.

My Heat fixed @cedjoe, thinks I should blog on colour blocking. Errmmm what is that? I am old woman ooooh. Don’t you after you pass 21, every organ has reached its climax, so the chart is going downhill.  I can’t process all these new slangs you young’uns are coming up with. Take a chill pill and explain it to me in queen’s English, abi is it king?

Mr @paoloaimer suggests I talk about Faroukgate with relation to Watergate. Oga, I be Politian? I already told you my IQ is slightly below that of an imbecile. I cannot argue and debate issues that these renowed con men have used in the past and are still using. We really never learn anything from history.

I waited for more suggestions, but no more came. I am going to have to put this up anyway.

Then @bayorwheezy asked “Where is love”, my response to that is “it doesn’t exist”. Hmmmn…something has developed in my mind, so I am bailing now.

Thanks for the suggestion folks.

For those of you on twitter, be sure to follow all the twitter handles I mentioned. A few of them are hilarious, some witty, some are darn too serious #YouKnowYourself. But they are all fun.

Do have a wonderful weekend and you can be sure we are going to be back here for another hectic week.

Much Love!

PS: who likes my new face lift?