Alright, my statistic for this online journal is like down to zero. I honestly don’t know what happened! I thought by now, I’ll be so popular that the famous Linda Ikeji would be like on all fours to take a picture with me. Could it be that my ego abi is it confidence was oversized? Zero hits? That can’t be me. I think WordPress has switched [...]
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If it comes from a lady, will you tak...
Alright, my statistic for this online journal is like down to zero. I honestly don’t know what happened! I thought by now, I’ll be so popular that the famous Linda Ikeji would be like on all fours to take a picture with me. Could it be that my ego abi is it confidence was oversized? Zero hits? That can’t be me. I think WordPress has switched [...]
I think it’s time to break the “Broke...
I thought July was terrible; I was practically living off of tips I earned by begging for N100 from my colleagues, minutes before closing time. I was eager for the month to end. August came, and 30 minutes after I received my pay check, the money was gone. I did my best not to buck under the weight of financial stress, but my attempt was a we [...]
Where are my colleagues?
Don’t even ask why I wasn’t here. I can’t answer that truthfully, so I’m taking the fifth…you do know what that it is?
So it has been six years since I left the university. I found new hobbies and decided to dump my education for something more dynamic and intriguing. Alas, writing became trendy on the internet, only this time is had a [...]
How to STAY Successfully Married to a...
What does one do when sleep refuses to come? I tried counting sheep, that didn’t work, and then I tried counting the number of boxes in the ceiling. That didn’t work either. I checked my time and tomorrow or rather today had already arrived. Oh well, I guess I better get up and do what I am extremely good at…RANTING!
So I have been out of ins [...]
Presidential Blunder or Nigerian Engl...
Once upon a time, I was very popular and had a lot of things to say, the fame was so intoxicating. I allowed it to get to my head and just couldn’t shut up. I guess I had reached my climax. Some thought it was time to give my mouth a rest. One day I let my guard down for five seconds, and then the unwanted visitors jumped in on me. They injec [...]
It’s a bank account affair!
Thursday afternoon, you know that means the weekend is a couple of hours away. This is one that I am thankful for. My tummy has gone through series of attacks this week. I am guessing it is because of my addiction to Ewa goin and Agege bread. So it needs all the sleep I can give it. For my non-Nigerian audience, Ewa goin and its running mate [...]
